cud not blieve wen i first heard it. wat a bad luck first the attendance drama n now this ,.... the worst that can happen to a person. dude u have been a good friend of mine over these past few years although the last year was a bit bitter. i do not know if u will ever read this...i just want to say this...it is a passing phase and you will emerge stronger . just do not lose hope.
All the best.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
PTP meeting
b4 i continue with the 4th round of people here is a small article on the meetin.
as usual the meeting began as scheduled at 1100 IST. dont get confused bcoz its IST n we all know what that means. few of the cartoons were already present there to start the circus. the ring leader mr. bhangeev chanchal was as usual busy looking after the catering side.( do not mistake that for his managerial abilities, the crux of the matter is that he loves mr gandhi even if it involves swindling). mr gujju was busy with his CC stuff while the chaman was busy talkin abt his principles and acting shocked at the promiscuous jokes floating around.
the meetin finally began with a few VVIPs missing.before the chief entered the room the most farji prof in the whole of mnit was busy crackin his pjs while mr pavanputra was try to egg him on. his a** lickers wer busy showin their teeth even to the poorest of jokes in the whole history. even mr chupani wud do better than him. the prof was so careless that he did not care to wear a decent shirt even on a day like this whn there was supposed to be a photo session..in betwn he praised mr chanchal for being the best bc(how ironical) which left the chem boy fuming.then the mementos wer presented to the chief, farji prof and the most non co operative member in this whole college. (i wonder what was the purpose of these useless pieces).
the chief himself- the whole year he was busy shouting at the students. had he spared even half of that energy for companies many of them wud have got their offer letter by now. how conveniently he used to screw others while just listenin to his coterie of sycophants.
the farji prof. - all he needs is a tshirt(mayb thts his whole purpose of callin the companies. mayb he checks on the net as to which company distributes these tshirts during placements),.
Non co operative guy- he can annoy even before he starts speaking. the height of rudeness on this planet. also a thief who steals things from the packages the students receive with their offer letters. i wont b surprised if he gets a taste of his own medicine wen a pissed of guy leaves the colll. or someone decides to prove newton wrong and then the reaction wud b more than the action.
We all proceeded for the photo. WTf the vvip has not arrived . we were all made to stand like dummies b4 the bamboo stick arrived. one more minute of delay and the chief wud hv blasted us all. in the end the bamboo arrived n did the honours of standing with the lowly mortal beings. oh we wer all so grateful to him for giving us an oppurtunity to spend some quality time wid him. Thank U almighty.
PS: we wer all supposed to pay 100 bucks for a samosa and a piece of rasgulla. also 100ml of sprite( or was it dew! watever is cheaper) complementary. i think the inflation has already hit the roof or mr. chanchal loves gandhi too much. decide for urselves.
All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.
as usual the meeting began as scheduled at 1100 IST. dont get confused bcoz its IST n we all know what that means. few of the cartoons were already present there to start the circus. the ring leader mr. bhangeev chanchal was as usual busy looking after the catering side.( do not mistake that for his managerial abilities, the crux of the matter is that he loves mr gandhi even if it involves swindling). mr gujju was busy with his CC stuff while the chaman was busy talkin abt his principles and acting shocked at the promiscuous jokes floating around.
the meetin finally began with a few VVIPs missing.before the chief entered the room the most farji prof in the whole of mnit was busy crackin his pjs while mr pavanputra was try to egg him on. his a** lickers wer busy showin their teeth even to the poorest of jokes in the whole history. even mr chupani wud do better than him. the prof was so careless that he did not care to wear a decent shirt even on a day like this whn there was supposed to be a photo session..in betwn he praised mr chanchal for being the best bc(how ironical) which left the chem boy fuming.then the mementos wer presented to the chief, farji prof and the most non co operative member in this whole college. (i wonder what was the purpose of these useless pieces).
the chief himself- the whole year he was busy shouting at the students. had he spared even half of that energy for companies many of them wud have got their offer letter by now. how conveniently he used to screw others while just listenin to his coterie of sycophants.
the farji prof. - all he needs is a tshirt(mayb thts his whole purpose of callin the companies. mayb he checks on the net as to which company distributes these tshirts during placements),.
Non co operative guy- he can annoy even before he starts speaking. the height of rudeness on this planet. also a thief who steals things from the packages the students receive with their offer letters. i wont b surprised if he gets a taste of his own medicine wen a pissed of guy leaves the colll. or someone decides to prove newton wrong and then the reaction wud b more than the action.
We all proceeded for the photo. WTf the vvip has not arrived . we were all made to stand like dummies b4 the bamboo stick arrived. one more minute of delay and the chief wud hv blasted us all. in the end the bamboo arrived n did the honours of standing with the lowly mortal beings. oh we wer all so grateful to him for giving us an oppurtunity to spend some quality time wid him. Thank U almighty.
PS: we wer all supposed to pay 100 bucks for a samosa and a piece of rasgulla. also 100ml of sprite( or was it dew! watever is cheaper) complementary. i think the inflation has already hit the roof or mr. chanchal loves gandhi too much. decide for urselves.
All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.
People part III
Continuing with the cartoons
Jadoo- Again returnin to the topic of occupations, for this guy it should be modellin for anchor switches- shock laga laga shock laga. when was the last time u saw him comb his hair? Wait for it.............never. Also u will never find him in a bathroom( u can guess the reason). Another important property(and this word is not out of context) is his piercing voice. You will be able to hear him even from a distance of quite a few miles. this when he is not shoutin. imagine the torture when he shouts. brilliant in coming up with excuses(eg cannot study bcoz i am not able to read. Acceptable once or twice but for the whole of engineerin....imagine our plight n especially KSA who has to xplain everything.) also a person who is lazier than yours truly (What a relief phew). One more thing, he will drink his lassi for atleast 2 hrs. Once he was caught doin it for almost 6 hrs, and v thought he was hving another one. His name can also b used from here onwards as a synonym for obstinacy.
ABCD- american born confused desi-- U need atleast one character from outside your well to find out whether india is the only country producin 'chamans'. And whats with his accent huh? Agreed u cling on to it pretty easily wen u stay abroad but if u cant leave it wen u hv stayed here 4 atleast 8 yrs.....there is only one word to it - phoney.!!!
khorke- Well i forgot . the award 4 the laziest person around should go to none other than this guy. also he deserves another award- that of the most chindi person on this planet( why planet...the whole universe might b better). however till life is found on other planets better stick with the planet. he is so lazy he wont even care to move a fly sitting on his body. well abt the appearance u can easily think of him as a tribal the first time u see him and wont b able to guess that he comes frm indias sunshine state. finally if u hit him durin a conversation bcoz he is so irritatin - believe you me- u r not the first one!
Stay put for more interstin people.
All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.
Jadoo- Again returnin to the topic of occupations, for this guy it should be modellin for anchor switches- shock laga laga shock laga. when was the last time u saw him comb his hair? Wait for it.............never. Also u will never find him in a bathroom( u can guess the reason). Another important property(and this word is not out of context) is his piercing voice. You will be able to hear him even from a distance of quite a few miles. this when he is not shoutin. imagine the torture when he shouts. brilliant in coming up with excuses(eg cannot study bcoz i am not able to read. Acceptable once or twice but for the whole of engineerin....imagine our plight n especially KSA who has to xplain everything.) also a person who is lazier than yours truly (What a relief phew). One more thing, he will drink his lassi for atleast 2 hrs. Once he was caught doin it for almost 6 hrs, and v thought he was hving another one. His name can also b used from here onwards as a synonym for obstinacy.
ABCD- american born confused desi-- U need atleast one character from outside your well to find out whether india is the only country producin 'chamans'. And whats with his accent huh? Agreed u cling on to it pretty easily wen u stay abroad but if u cant leave it wen u hv stayed here 4 atleast 8 yrs.....there is only one word to it - phoney.!!!
khorke- Well i forgot . the award 4 the laziest person around should go to none other than this guy. also he deserves another award- that of the most chindi person on this planet( why planet...the whole universe might b better). however till life is found on other planets better stick with the planet. he is so lazy he wont even care to move a fly sitting on his body. well abt the appearance u can easily think of him as a tribal the first time u see him and wont b able to guess that he comes frm indias sunshine state. finally if u hit him durin a conversation bcoz he is so irritatin - believe you me- u r not the first one!
Stay put for more interstin people.
All characters appearing in this work (blog) are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.
Monday, May 11, 2009
i m bak with more people,
nimbooz- the tashan boy. this guy has got guts n determination and im not kidding. he is meticulous and knows his limitations. the first thing u will notice about him when u talk to him is that he has got loads of attitude. on top of that he has got a reputation to hold on to even if it means losing out in a situation(eg his claim of not sha**ing made in the first year and saying that it is for losers. even if he has started he wont admit ever). that is where sometimes ego kicks in. His other occupation should be modelling for fevicol ad. he will always get attached to his things and will always lend them with a heavy heart as though they contain his soul. if u lose them u have to bear the brunt of his fury(mayb chidiya will explain it to u better as he has the first hand experience - rmmbr losing the cap in a boat)
what a namuna seriously.
NOHIT chupani - the schoolboy. what a nerd. continuing with the occupations his should be of a personal secretary. he can take the best dictations. also he is one heck of an emotional guy - sort of surinder sahni in rnbdj who cant hide his emotions even if he wants to. he believes in pure love(as if exists, scientists claim that u can have the same feelin if u eat large quantity of chocolates). one of the most noticeable things about him are his gtalk status messages- which he actually copies from somewhere(utterly stupid if u r not an emotional freak like him) He studies like hell believe it or not he actually studied a subject like Industrial management for a whole week!!!
EDA - we all know this name very well . cudnt think of anything better. what is the height of frustration especially when it comes to girls - EDA make no mistake about it. he comes from the land of pristine beaches and yet he is searching for his ***kmate in this drought prone chomland. he is so frustrated now a days that he is thinking whether he is straight or not. another thing worth noticing is his peculiar laugh. u can call it an ephemeral laugh. he will suddenly burst out continue for say about 5 sec n then stop as quickly as he started. but this guy has got gr8 networking skills. has got an excellent rapport with most of the people around watever be their IQ level. If u r in a bad mood and want to lift ur morale, hes ur man.
MANY more interesting people coming up.
nimbooz- the tashan boy. this guy has got guts n determination and im not kidding. he is meticulous and knows his limitations. the first thing u will notice about him when u talk to him is that he has got loads of attitude. on top of that he has got a reputation to hold on to even if it means losing out in a situation(eg his claim of not sha**ing made in the first year and saying that it is for losers. even if he has started he wont admit ever). that is where sometimes ego kicks in. His other occupation should be modelling for fevicol ad. he will always get attached to his things and will always lend them with a heavy heart as though they contain his soul. if u lose them u have to bear the brunt of his fury(mayb chidiya will explain it to u better as he has the first hand experience - rmmbr losing the cap in a boat)
what a namuna seriously.
NOHIT chupani - the schoolboy. what a nerd. continuing with the occupations his should be of a personal secretary. he can take the best dictations. also he is one heck of an emotional guy - sort of surinder sahni in rnbdj who cant hide his emotions even if he wants to. he believes in pure love(as if exists, scientists claim that u can have the same feelin if u eat large quantity of chocolates). one of the most noticeable things about him are his gtalk status messages- which he actually copies from somewhere(utterly stupid if u r not an emotional freak like him) He studies like hell believe it or not he actually studied a subject like Industrial management for a whole week!!!
EDA - we all know this name very well . cudnt think of anything better. what is the height of frustration especially when it comes to girls - EDA make no mistake about it. he comes from the land of pristine beaches and yet he is searching for his ***kmate in this drought prone chomland. he is so frustrated now a days that he is thinking whether he is straight or not. another thing worth noticing is his peculiar laugh. u can call it an ephemeral laugh. he will suddenly burst out continue for say about 5 sec n then stop as quickly as he started. but this guy has got gr8 networking skills. has got an excellent rapport with most of the people around watever be their IQ level. If u r in a bad mood and want to lift ur morale, hes ur man.
MANY more interesting people coming up.
first ...there were a lot of spellin mistakes in my earlier post and i am terribly sorry for that.
there was a suggestion that i should write about myself. well it would be better if i describe the group of people i have been associated with over these four years.
there is no order here just a random list
Inder ka dost- u cant help but appreciate his storytelling abilities. gr8 person to hang out wid n u will not get bored with him (except wen inder comes in from nowhere)
he will never walk in a group but march ahead as if he was the leader of the marching band in his previous avatar.
KSA- oflate he has been sufferin from a disease obsessive compulsive disorder of SMSin. gone are the glorious days when he used to get up at 4 am(thts right), study and exercise everyday. matlab sudhar gaya hai. now its difficult to wake him up even at 10. mayb he is practising for his sarkari job. he should have a warning board with him all the time(DO NOT listen to my jokes). there is nothin wrong with that except that they are not funny.he will build up a long story and u anticipate that u will laugh your guts out...however it ends with a whimper.also there is his deep thinkin which he does as an excuse to sleep when he is supposed to work.
THe Bong- our very own ganjediya. he has this habit of delivering fatal punch lines at appropriate moments. the audience will have a ball laughing at it however the person at the receiving end would be fuming. also he still has probs in hindi when it comes to gender discrimination. believes in straight talk- IN YOUR FACE mofo.
More people in the next post.
there was a suggestion that i should write about myself. well it would be better if i describe the group of people i have been associated with over these four years.
there is no order here just a random list
Inder ka dost- u cant help but appreciate his storytelling abilities. gr8 person to hang out wid n u will not get bored with him (except wen inder comes in from nowhere)
he will never walk in a group but march ahead as if he was the leader of the marching band in his previous avatar.
KSA- oflate he has been sufferin from a disease obsessive compulsive disorder of SMSin. gone are the glorious days when he used to get up at 4 am(thts right), study and exercise everyday. matlab sudhar gaya hai. now its difficult to wake him up even at 10. mayb he is practising for his sarkari job. he should have a warning board with him all the time(DO NOT listen to my jokes). there is nothin wrong with that except that they are not funny.he will build up a long story and u anticipate that u will laugh your guts out...however it ends with a whimper.also there is his deep thinkin which he does as an excuse to sleep when he is supposed to work.
THe Bong- our very own ganjediya. he has this habit of delivering fatal punch lines at appropriate moments. the audience will have a ball laughing at it however the person at the receiving end would be fuming. also he still has probs in hindi when it comes to gender discrimination. believes in straight talk- IN YOUR FACE mofo.
More people in the next post.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
finally the first post!! sure took a long time
mayb the delay is because of my laziness or how busy i hv been all these days;)
so neway the great election festival is coming to an end. it took nearly a whole month for the entire nation to cast the ballot. Now the whole game becomes interesting....all the backroom guys hv already started burnin midnight oil. foes have bcome friends.....ideologies have disappeared... all that matters is just a single question 'how many MPs do u have?
the 'progress' party is already wooing people wid whom it has a direct fight at the state level(imagine mr baidu as a minister in a progress led coalition!!). n the person who is turnin on the charm is none other than the leader of the baba brigade -yuvraj himself. on the other hand the challenger to the top post Mr. aagpani is countin the few remainin tit bits of the once mighty NOn democratic alliance. the rulin DBA(disunited backward alliance) has already fallen like a pack of cards even b4 the results are out.
adding flavour to all of this is the so called fronts. first there was the 3rd front , then came along the 4th one tht too within the dba. sort of a set within a set
public reason- fulfillin the regional aspirations of the cow belt
the real reason- u can extract ur pound of flesh wen u have somethin in bulk
The comrades are still dreaming of a goverment without the leading parties. nothin wrong with dreaming. however when you r day dreamin u can forget ur important chores(like protectin ur bastions which u hv held for over 30 yrs).
adding more drama to this never ending soap is the list of aspiring pm's.
first mr. power jumped in(forgettin that the boat he took was being steered by the progress party). Next it was the time for the leader of the herd of elephants to enlist her name. afterall what matters is the number u have.(who cares if u do not have an ideology or that u have not released a manifesto for several years, absolute power is all u need). this miffed the mother in the south, after all even she has been around for a long time and how can u neglect an actress who has played a leadin role as a vamp( rmmbr 1998!! height of blackmailing) for so many years now.
when u hv so many people in the queue how can the sycophants keep quiet. if you r first to project mr yuvraj as the pm maybe u will get a ticket next time. But being a smart player that he is he has refused to accept the baton. afterall who wants to run a rag-tag coalition. the family is famous for its dictatorial style and dictatorship with a clear majority is what he would prefer.
joinin the chorus is the moody brigade. when u hv run a state efficiently your resume becomes all the more impreesive. however what the brigade forgets id that they may get more seats but there will be no one for company. the so called allies will run to the shelter for secularists!
the race wil be a close one. the winner will not be the person who gets the most seats but the one who is ready to give the most to the splinter groups.
PS: there is a 5th front coming up
mayb the delay is because of my laziness or how busy i hv been all these days;)
so neway the great election festival is coming to an end. it took nearly a whole month for the entire nation to cast the ballot. Now the whole game becomes interesting....all the backroom guys hv already started burnin midnight oil. foes have bcome friends.....ideologies have disappeared... all that matters is just a single question 'how many MPs do u have?
the 'progress' party is already wooing people wid whom it has a direct fight at the state level(imagine mr baidu as a minister in a progress led coalition!!). n the person who is turnin on the charm is none other than the leader of the baba brigade -yuvraj himself. on the other hand the challenger to the top post Mr. aagpani is countin the few remainin tit bits of the once mighty NOn democratic alliance. the rulin DBA(disunited backward alliance) has already fallen like a pack of cards even b4 the results are out.
adding flavour to all of this is the so called fronts. first there was the 3rd front , then came along the 4th one tht too within the dba. sort of a set within a set
public reason- fulfillin the regional aspirations of the cow belt
the real reason- u can extract ur pound of flesh wen u have somethin in bulk
The comrades are still dreaming of a goverment without the leading parties. nothin wrong with dreaming. however when you r day dreamin u can forget ur important chores(like protectin ur bastions which u hv held for over 30 yrs).
adding more drama to this never ending soap is the list of aspiring pm's.
first mr. power jumped in(forgettin that the boat he took was being steered by the progress party). Next it was the time for the leader of the herd of elephants to enlist her name. afterall what matters is the number u have.(who cares if u do not have an ideology or that u have not released a manifesto for several years, absolute power is all u need). this miffed the mother in the south, after all even she has been around for a long time and how can u neglect an actress who has played a leadin role as a vamp( rmmbr 1998!! height of blackmailing) for so many years now.
when u hv so many people in the queue how can the sycophants keep quiet. if you r first to project mr yuvraj as the pm maybe u will get a ticket next time. But being a smart player that he is he has refused to accept the baton. afterall who wants to run a rag-tag coalition. the family is famous for its dictatorial style and dictatorship with a clear majority is what he would prefer.
joinin the chorus is the moody brigade. when u hv run a state efficiently your resume becomes all the more impreesive. however what the brigade forgets id that they may get more seats but there will be no one for company. the so called allies will run to the shelter for secularists!
the race wil be a close one. the winner will not be the person who gets the most seats but the one who is ready to give the most to the splinter groups.
PS: there is a 5th front coming up
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